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Boss: (too employee) Experts say that humour on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
By: mohit
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A husband said to his wife 'Get your coat on love, it's time to ge down the pub'. She replied 'But you NEVER take me out'. 'I'm not,' said the husband, 'but I'm turning the heating off before I go.'
By: rahul
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What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years jour job still stcks.
By: akshya
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Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn't win.
By: shalini
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I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work, or early.
By: akshya
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(To the tune of 'Yesterday')
Leprocy, bits and pieces falling off of me,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh I contracted Leprocy.
By: indu
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