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	What did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard! By: neha In One Liners View SMS
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob By: mohit In One Liners View SMS	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch? Matt By: shalini In One Liners View SMS
What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene By: akshya In One Liners View SMS	What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? Lipstick By: rahul In One Liners View SMS
Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!! By: komal In One Liners View SMS	What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. By: rahul In One Liners View SMS
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. By: nick In One Liners View SMS	Why are there no asprins in the jungle? Because the Parots-ate-em-all By: mohit In One Liners View SMS
What is a dogs favourite school subject? "Dog-Ruff-E " By: rohit In One Liners View SMS	What is invisable and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. By: komal In One Liners View SMS
What do you call a deer with no eyes ? I have no I-Deer By: rohit In One Liners View SMS	What do you call a fish with no eye ? FSH ! By: akshya In One Liners View SMS

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