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Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

By: shalini
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

By: indu
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Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

By: nick
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A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

By: rahul
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

By: indu
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There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

By: rohit
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Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!

By: nick
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The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

By: akshya
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How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel

By: komal
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Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!

By: neha
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WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
BOO-BEE

By: mohit
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Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

By: neha
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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!

By: rahul
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