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what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
By: mohit
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If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
By: nick
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On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
By: indu
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
By: rohit
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
By: mohit
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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
By: neha
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
By: shalini
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What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
By: rohit
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