One Liners SMS Collection

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents Ruby First Class in Bed!

By: rohit
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

By: rohit
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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

By: indu
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

By: neha
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

By: neha
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Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

By: shalini
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

By: akshya
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Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

By: indu
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A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

By: nick
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

By: akshya
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Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

By: indu
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

By: mohit
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heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.

By: shalini
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