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Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that.
By: rohit
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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
By: neha
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Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.
By: rahul
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Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.
By: indu
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
By: rahul
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
By: rahul
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