Marriage Jokes SMS Collection

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

By: mohit
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If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

By: rahul
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If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.

By: shalini
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If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.

By: shalini
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If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

By: nick
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I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.

By: shalini
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?

By: neha
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I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.

By: nick
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I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got.

By: indu
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I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.

By: neha
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

By: akshya
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I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.

By: rohit
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Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.

By: akshya
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