Marriage Jokes SMS Collection

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

By: indu
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

By: neha
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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

By: akshya
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

By: mohit
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

By: shalini
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Man and wife make one fool.

By: mohit
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Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

By: indu
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Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

By: rahul
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Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

By: nick
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Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

By: indu
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Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

By: indu
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Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.

By: shalini
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In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!

By: akshya
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