Marriage Jokes SMS Collection

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

By: komal
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Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?

By: akshya
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Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.

By: rohit
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

By: shalini
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Marriage is a rest period between romances.

By: mohit
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

By: rohit
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Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

By: neha
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Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

By: indu
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

By: shalini
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

By: rohit
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A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

By: rahul
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

By: shalini
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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

By: rohit
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