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	May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. By: nick In Marriage Jokes View SMS
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. By: rahul In Marriage Jokes View SMS	May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. By: mohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. By: rohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. By: rohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. By: komal In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. By: shalini In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. By: nick In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. By: komal In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. By: rahul In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. By: akshya In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. By: neha In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. By: neha In Marriage Jokes View SMS

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