Marriage Jokes SMS Collection

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

By: nick
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

By: mohit
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My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.

By: neha
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

By: rohit
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

By: mohit
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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

By: nick
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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.

By: akshya
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My other wife is beautiful.

By: nick
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My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.

By: mohit
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My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.

By: mohit
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

By: akshya
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May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house.

By: neha
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May you never leave your marriage alive.

By: rohit
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