Marriage Jokes SMS Collection

The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.

By: shalini
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To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.

By: rahul
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The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

By: shalini
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Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife

By: mohit
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Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

By: neha
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Spinster: A bachelor's wife.

By: neha
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Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.

By: indu
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Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

By: akshya
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Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.

By: akshya
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers.

By: indu
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Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?

By: rohit
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

By: nick
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Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin!

By: komal
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