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When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.


By: neha
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


By: akshya
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What's new? Most of my wife.


By: rohit
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.


By: nick
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.


By: akshya
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This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.


By: mohit
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To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.


By: mohit
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.


By: komal
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The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.


By: rohit
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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.


By: akshya
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.


By: rohit
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The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.


By: indu
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.


By: akshya
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