Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
By: jagdish770
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Life before marriage is like AIRTEL : 'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'
Life during engagement is like RELIANCE : 'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'
Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA : 'A wife can change your life'
Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH : 'Whereever you go your wife follows'
Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL : 'The subscriber is not reachable'
By: neeraj_kawatra
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
By: neha
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What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye
2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan
3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de
4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!
By: neha
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
By: komal
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
By: rohit
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
By: komal
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
By: mohit
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
By: rohit
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
By: akshya
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
By: shalini
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