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Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
By: indu
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
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Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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