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EK MAARWARI BUILDING KI 10VI MANZIL SE NICHHE GIR GAYA,
GIRTE GIRTE USNE APNI BIWI KO KHANA BANANTE HUE DEKH LIA,
VO GIRTE GIRTE BOLA,
"BAAGWAN MERA KHANA MAT BANANA"
By: jasmeet2000
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QUE: WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D?
ANS: JAB BACHE MASTI KARTE HAI TO UNHE MELODY DI JAATI HAI,
AUR JAB BACHE KI MAA MASTI KARTI HAI TO USSE MALA-D DI JAATI HAI.
By: jasmeet2000
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Lo meri girl frnd ka photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur Dikhti!....
By: sexy25
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Ek sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di,
Dost, yaar jo hona tha so ho gaya,
par tu abhi tak itna gabraya hua kyoun hai?
sardar, yaar truck ke pichhe likha tha
"PHIR MILENGE'.
By: jasmeet2000
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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho
By: patelsuresh2008
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR
By: sandeep1714
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A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can"t live without him
By: sandeep1714
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Wife:Ple bike taze na chalao
mujy dr lg rha h.
Sardar:Agr tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri trah ankhe bnd kar ly.
By: savin_tomer
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Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
By: jagdish770
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Sardar in Mysore Palace,
Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...
By: jagdish770
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Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai."
By: milangohel4231
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
By: rahul
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