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Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration.
By: komal
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"Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET."
By: shalini
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Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
By: mohit
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Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun
By: akshya
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GADHA 1-Yaar malik bahut marta hai.GADHA 2-Ghar chorde.GADHA 1-Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye sochke ruk jata hu.
By: shalini
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A boy shying to propose a girl finally proposed in a unique way:- "kya tum mujhe apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar dogi??"
By: mohit
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Lady to Conductor: Bhai,Kitne Hrs. Bus Mein Rehte Ho? Conductor:24 Hrs. Lady: How? Cond:8Ghante Iss Bus Mein Baaki 16Ghante Biwi K Bus Mein.
By: akshya
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Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,kyu? Beti-Oh DaD,PaPa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai. "Ghor KalYug"...
By: neha
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said
By: razi_zo
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Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.
By: komal
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Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)
By: indu
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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me
By: shalini
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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.
By: neha
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