Santa- Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai....
By: luv_s79
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Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon....
By: luv_s79
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Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: Vaheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!
By: luv_s79
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Boss to scertry, book my ticket to london,
aur suno mera naam DK, BHOSE likhwana
varne waha BHOSE.DK announce hota hai.
By: jasmeet2000
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JEWELLARY SHPO ME 1 AADMI KI JAM KAR PITAI HUI
KARAN
VO SALES GIRL KO BOLA
AAP KI EK EK ITEM GAZAB KI HAI
AAP KE SONE KE RATE KYA HAI.
By: jasmeet2000
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LAGA CHUNARI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE
LAGA CHUNRI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE
ARRE CHHIPATI KYOUN HAI, SURF EXCEL HAI NA.
By: jasmeet2000
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EK MAARWARI BUILDING KI 10VI MANZIL SE NICHHE GIR GAYA,
GIRTE GIRTE USNE APNI BIWI KO KHANA BANANTE HUE DEKH LIA,
VO GIRTE GIRTE BOLA,
"BAAGWAN MERA KHANA MAT BANANA"
By: jasmeet2000
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Lo meri girl frnd ka photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur Dikhti!....
By: sexy25
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Ek sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di,
Dost, yaar jo hona tha so ho gaya,
par tu abhi tak itna gabraya hua kyoun hai?
sardar, yaar truck ke pichhe likha tha
"PHIR MILENGE'.
By: jasmeet2000
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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho
By: patelsuresh2008
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Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai."
By: milangohel4231
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