A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->
By: neha
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be a little bull."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver..! ;->
By: rahul
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Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.
By: neha
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G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
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Forward Their Numbers To Me...
Don't Worry Abt My Life. . .
I'm A Professional. . .
GHOST RIDER... ;->
By: indu
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Imagine
urself in a boat
which is sinking
sharks all around u
wat can u do 2 save urself?
very simple
stop IMAGINING
By: nick
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U & me went 2 a wishwell.
I bent down threw a coin & made a wish,
U bent down a little more n fell into the well.
I shouted,
Aahah...
IT WORKS ;-)
By: nick
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The best relation ever is between TWO EYES...
They blink together
move together
cry together
see together and
sleep together
Still they never see each others
But when they saw a girl
1 will blink and another will not
Moral of the story :
A girl can break any kind of relationship.
By: nick
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A Touching Story... ! ! !
1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returnd the love bite to the mosquito. . .
The next day. . .
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. . . .
What a Touching Story. . . ;->
hahahahahahaha
By: shalini
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U can control ur Breath but not Death
U can control ur Life but not ur Wife
U can control ur emotions but not
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LOOSE MOTION. . . ;->
By: rohit
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Doctor: Youre in good health. Youll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you!!!
By: shalini
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Doctor: U löök exactly like my third wife..!
Lady: How many wivez do u have???
Doc: Two...!
Moral: Express smart ideas
"Smarty' ;)
By: rohit
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If time doesn't wait 4 u
Don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from ur clock & Enjoy life!
By: neha
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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
By: rohit
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