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I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
By: neha
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All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!
By: komal
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
By: indu
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A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad.
Your Dad!
By: shalini
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James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
Why?
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Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".
By: nick
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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
By: nick
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
By: nick
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
By: neha
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Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!
Why?
Very Simple....
A women does not have a Wife...
By: akshya
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A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling.. &
Prove that u are the Best TubeLight!!
By: shalini
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Going late to Class,
In Torn Jeans,
And Messy Hair,
Entering the class without permission,
And saying to Madam:
"Hey Sweety! Carry on... Don't Stop for me."
By: rahul
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I LOVE U
I WANT U
I LIKE U
I MISS U
I TALK U
All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE"
2moro v wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;->
By: neha
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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
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Nahi Pata
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It's Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
By: rohit
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