Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
By: neha
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
By: indu
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
By: rahul
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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
By: akshya
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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
By: rohit
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When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
By: rahul
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
By: rahul
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
By: akshya
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
By: indu
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My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
By: nick
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
By: komal
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u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand
By: komal
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
By: rahul
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