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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
By: nick
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A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
By: neha
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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
By: komal
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Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
By: neha
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Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
By: indu
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The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
By: rahul
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When i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 rings means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ……..pick d phone idiot!
By: Dapper
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
By: rahul
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
By: nick
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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always been………..
“A Headache”!
By: rohit
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
By: rahul
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WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress!
By: neha
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!
By: indu
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Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chinees Food and Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinees, Food is German, Wife is American and Salary is Pakistani.
By: akshya
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