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Behind every successful student, there is one girlfriend.
But what about a Failed student?"
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a beautiful teacher.
By: sexy25
In Funny Questions
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We live in a funny nation, where pizza reaches home faster than the Ambulance or Police...!
"lighter joke but bitter truth..!"
By: saj571hamd
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Monkey 1:Excuse me, i'm new to this tree, can i speak with boss monkey?
Monkey2: shhhhu... silence, Boss is reading msg!!!!!!!!!
By: jagdish770
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love is life!
but not without wife
tru & lies always 4 afraid of loosing wife...
By: nidhi06
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A dog and mosqto wr in luv.
1day mosqto gv luv bite.
2day dog get emotionl & bite mosqto.
next day mosqto died of rabies and dog of died of malaria.
pyar ke side effect!
By: salmankhan786
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Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.
Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage
By: khyatir
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2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
By: shalini
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Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
By: komal
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A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
By: rohit
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Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
By: nick
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
By: akshya
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Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
By: indu
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The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
By: indu
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