Funny SMS Collection

(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear

By: indu
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Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

By: indu
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Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day

Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!

By: indu
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New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

By: indu
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Best traffic advertisement of year
LORD GANESHA SAYS
"Care for your head, not everyone gets replacement like me, so wear helmet"

By: jasmeet2000
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A guy in a aeroplane stood up and shouted
HI JACK

All the passengers in plane scared,


From another side another guy replied
HI JOHN.

By: jasmeet2000
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Our "EYES"
See together
Sleep together
Weep together
But when they see a girl
only one eye will blink
Moral: A Girl can break any kind of relation.

By: jasmeet2000
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Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.


Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.


Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.


Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage

By: ravi_007
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Phool bina..... Khushboo bekaar,
Chand bina..... Chandni bekaar,
Pyar bina..... Zindagi bekaar,
Mere SMS bina..... Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

By: sukhadev
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Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai,
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai,
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Ha,i
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai,
_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai,
______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai,
________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai,
__________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai,
______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai,
__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai,
______________________Tension hai to Concern hai,
__________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai,
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai,
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai,
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai,
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai......
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

By: sukhadev
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Aye mere SMS mere dosk k pass jana
Ager woh so raha ho to shor mat machana
Jab woh jage to dhire se "Muskurana"
Phir kehna"Kanjus" Sms Karo!

By: birendra
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Newton's law of LUV: Every Boy on this Earth is Attracted 2wards a Girl with a Force Directly Proportional 2 D Beauty of D Girl N Inversely proportional 2 D Strength of her Brother.

By: sexy25
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Who is HOT?
Its U.
Who is CHARMING?
Its U.
Who is Sweet?
Its U.
Who is Darling of Milions?
Its U.
Who is a Liar?
Its ME!
Hee..Hee..Hee.....

By: sexy25
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