I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
By: rohit In Funny View SMS
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
By: nick In Funny View SMS
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Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
By: neha In Funny View SMS
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
By: komal In Funny View SMS
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
By: rohit In Funny View SMS
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Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
By: komal In Funny View SMS
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You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!
By: indu In Funny View SMS
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Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !
By: indu In Funny View SMS
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A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!
By: rahul In Funny View SMS
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
By: indu In Funny View SMS
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L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
By: rohit In Funny View SMS
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mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
By: nick In Funny View SMS
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