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Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

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Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

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Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!

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Q. Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
A. It had nobody to go with

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Q. What do you call a leper in a bath?
A. Soup!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
A: Bob

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Q. What has two legs and bleeds easily?
A. Half a dog.

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Q: What's white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A fridge

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Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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Q: How do you get a one-handed idiot out of a tree?
A: Wave!

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Q: What's the difference between a Southern fairy tale and a Northern fairy tale?
A: A Southern fairy tale begins: "Once upon a time..." and a Northern fairy tale begins: "You'll never believe this bag of sh*te!"

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Q. What do Mexicans put under their carpets?
A. Underlay, underlay!

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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

By: rohit
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