Funny Questions SMS Collection

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

By: mohit
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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

By: komal
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Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

By: neha
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Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

By: shalini
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Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

By: rahul
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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

By: neha
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Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

By: indu
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Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

By: shalini
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Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

By: rohit
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

By: mohit
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Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

By: mohit
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Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

By: neha
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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

By: mohit
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