Funny Questions SMS Collection

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

By: mohit
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Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

By: akshya
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Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

By: indu
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Who Wants 2 B A
$MILLIONAIRE$
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u
cos u r a:
A.Prick B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50?
phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL
TELL U!

By: indu
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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

By: neha
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

By: akshya
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Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

By: indu
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Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

By: komal
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Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

By: rohit
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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

By: komal
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Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

By: rahul
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Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

By: nick
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Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

By: rahul
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