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Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.

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Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.

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Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

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Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

By: komal
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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

By: indu
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Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.

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Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.

By: mohit
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Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

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Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

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Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

By: neha
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