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Q. Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game?
A. Because there was a face off in the corner.


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Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?
A. Soup.


By: shalini
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Q. Why did the Leper go back into the shower?
A. He forgot his Head and Shoulders.


By: shalini
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Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.


By: neha
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Q. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
A. Swim!


By: indu
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Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!


By: rahul
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Q. Why did the leper crash his car?
A. He left his foot on the accelerator.


By: neha
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Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.


By: shalini
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Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.


By: rohit
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Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


By: rahul
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?
A. Clever Dick


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Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.


By: mohit
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Q. What's a hindu?
A. Lays eggs.


By: rahul
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