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Behind every successful student, there is one girlfriend.
But what about a Failed student?"
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a beautiful teacher.

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Q. What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A. A.P days are here again ...

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Q. What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A. telan-gana-mana ...

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Q. Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A. 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

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Q. What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music ?
A. Raga Kirvani.

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Q. Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A. b'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.

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Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

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Q. What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A. 3 runs in 3 balls.

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Q. Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A. In advertisements.

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Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. Doesn''t matter... he won''t come to you anyway!

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Q. Why were the teacher''''s eyes crossed?
A. She couldn''''t control her pupils!

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Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!

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