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Everything abt u is perfect
ur lips,
ur skin,
ur eyes,
ur body perfect!
ur lucky 2 be born beautiful, not like me, who was born 2 be a big lair.
By: gnshjoshi
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
By: shalini
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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!
By: rohit
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God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
By: rahul
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Flowers are missing you.
Birds are calling you,
Please come back to zoo
because zoo is not zoo without you.
By: nick
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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
By: komal
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1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey. you continue to read?
By: akshya
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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me!
By: indu
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Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE.
By: neha
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It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
By: indu
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I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
By: rohit
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All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.
By: akshya
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
By: shalini
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